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brunette bombshell

Similar to the blonde bombshell, but hotter.
That's how I see it, anyway.
Brunette bombshells rock!

brunette girl 

A brunette girl is a shy yet popular girl all the guys want to date her and all the girls want to be her or her friend. A brunette girl is trustworthy and once you get to know her she may be crazy. Love and cherish a brunette girl if you ever fine one.
Guy:look at that brunette girl.
Friend:yeah she’s the best.
brunette girl by Skylar Rein May 18, 2018

Brunette Roulette 

This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.
Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
Brunette Roulette by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010

Brunette Bombshell

A brunette bombshell is a very beautiful, sexy, out of the ordinary, exotic brunette. She has a natural glow and stands out wherever she goes. She steals the spotlight when she walks into a room.
This Latina I met at the party was outstanding, I mean she was a brunette bombshell. As soon as she walked in she lit up the whole room and all eyes were immediately on her. And her smile, her smile was mesmerizing.

brunette's revenge 

The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.
Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.
brunette's revenge by Bob Az July 28, 2011

brunette bella's pumpkin patch 

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.
brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.