brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.

"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"

by Cisco Child February 5, 2009

Brosatru

Alleged followers of the Norse faith that scream about going to Valhalla and think they're vikings and are loud and obnoxious about it and have probably only ever just watch the show Vikings

"Bro, BRO! When I die im going to Valhalla and im gunna fight beside Thor everyday!Til Valhalla!!!"

Ugh who invited the brosatru's

by HeathenHijinks January 24, 2021

Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.

I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums

by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

Teddy Brosevelt

Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass

Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"

by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

brosé

A. A pink wine enjoyed with friends, or your bros.

B. A pink wine served at a brodown.

C. A pink wine enjoyed so regularly, you know it like you would know one of your bros.

D. All of the above.

Let's chill and have some brosé tonight.

or:

"Are you going to the brodown?"
"Yeah, and I'm bringing the brosé."

or:

I like the Peyrassol so much it's not just a rosé, it's a brosé.

by cup.half.full December 9, 2011

Brosexuality

1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.

2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.

Michael: Love ya James.

James: You too bro.

April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.

Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.

by Loves the Interhighway October 29, 2011