Philadelphia Broomstick

The sexual act of giving your wife/girlfriend a facial & then making her clean the kitchen.

My wife really hates the Philadelphia Broomstick.

by TheHighwayWolf July 31, 2013

broomstick bitch

A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.

Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!

BB: Yeah?

Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.

BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!

Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...

*SNAP*

Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!

Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.

Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.

Dude B: Okay!

by Matthew The Third January 16, 2008

Brown Broomstick

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.

Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Broomstick

Replacement for the idiotic word fag.

Shit Head who thinks he's cool: Dude, You're Such a Fag!
Maddie: Broomstick, You FuckTard.

by Meggo =]] September 16, 2008

Broomstick up ass

A word to describe a really good meal

-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass

by Joshk290 December 2, 2020

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

yung cash register aka lil broomstick

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"

Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017