If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

by micah June 19, 2010

broken ankles

Getting juked so bad you fall down.

"Damn you got broken ankles after that."

by Bochy December 3, 2007

Broken Bird Syndrome

Women/Men who have broken bird syndrome tend to gravitate towards people they want/feel the need to mother,nurse,and/or nurture back into wholeness.They tend to give their all but not receive a lot in return ultimately leading them to grow resentful in their seemingly one-sided relationship.

P#1-"I don't understand why she's staying with him when he's so damaged."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."

by <3Juno January 17, 2020

Broken heart

When the one you love looks at you differently, and you notice that he doesn't love you anymore. You can't help but cry and be angry at the world. Your friends try to say "it will all get better in time" but you just want to yell at them "NO IT WONT! IT NEVER WILL" Its a pain that wont escape you. And for a while, life as you know it will have ended.

"Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?"

"Because... he broke my heart!"

"Somebody call 911, theres a girl with a broken heart"

by Shannon Mug February 18, 2009

Broken Social Scene

An awesome indie/alternative band. Best known for songs like Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl, Stars and Sons, Looks just like the Sun and 7/4 (Shoreline) which was released as a feature on YouTube. Emily Haines from Metric often does vocals for them.

Looking for some refreshing indie music? Buy "You Forgot It In People" by Broken Social Scene.

by Nei Nei December 9, 2008

brokencyde

The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.

1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

by Ihatebadmusic January 25, 2009

broken man

A person who has constantly accumulated irreputable damage throughout their entire life. Damage which cannot be easily repaired if at all. Also someone who has been beaten into submission by life's adversities or has given up on trying to overcome the obstacles.

A song by Metallica called, The Unforgiven might be about a broken man.

There's an old broken man living up the street who hides in his house all the time.

by honestguy87110 August 16, 2009