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bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010
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Broner

An unintentionally manly inspired boner.
You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.
by Addeh September 24, 2007
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brone of silence

Similar to the cone of silence, the Brone Of Silence is used to announce that the conversation between two or more bros is confidential. Usually used when a bro is asked by another bro's girlfriend how many sexual partners her boyfriend has had. But can be used in practicaly any situation. To brake the Brone Of Silence is a severe violation of the sacred bro code.
Bro #1: Bro, I have to tell you about last night!
Bro #2: What's up?
Bro #1: Wait first, I'm enacting the brone of silence.
Bro #2:.... {the rest of this message will not be displayed because the Brone was activated}

Bro #1's Gf: How many girls has my boyfriend been with.
Bro #2: I dunno...
by AgentF January 22, 2014
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bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW
by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020
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Broney

An adult male who is aroused by or plays with "My Little Pony".
"I met him at the toy store, he was buying outfits for his ponies; he's a total broney.
by patient0 October 28, 2013
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brometheus

Yo brometheus, lets chill later.
by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009
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Bonetojaw

Sigma Chi always gets those bitties to give them bonetojaw
by vinegar nut musk August 20, 2010
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