Bristol Grade School

An epic shitty school in Bristol, Illinois. The water fountains taste like period blood. The ground itself looks like some big ass walrus took a dump everywhere. The gym is also a cafeteria where it is the size of your average bathroom. People like to throw rocks in the toilets or shit on the walls. The teachers look like meth addicts and cry very easily. There is probably 40 billion bugs in the ventilation system. The play grounds had about 50 bee hives and kids would get raped by bees. the slides were made of fucking sheet metal and wood. It's for pre-schoolers through 4th grade. They have a machine to get cripples up the stairs and it has broken and made the cripples more crippled. The library is full of shit books from the 1800's and is located in the basement.

Bristol Grade School sucks ass dude

I know!!!

by AZN_Sn1p3z April 23, 2010

bristol white girl

Flared trousers

Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes

Private school

"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."

by A poor bristol minority May 6, 2019

Bristol, Rhode island

Bristol, Rhode Island is a town full of fakes and fuck boys. No one really like bristol, not even themselves. Some of them are rich preppy clout chasers who are toxic and even hate each-other. People from there include Jack Mcnally, Jovi Goldstein, Gordon Kopecky (the biggest fuck boy) and the 1 and only famous like able person, popcorn girl

Have you been to christians house yet in Bristol, Rhode Island

by guava joe boe October 14, 2020

Bristolian

A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.

Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...

by BristolLOVEXD September 25, 2009

Bristol City

English football team supported by wurzels

see also Bristol Rovers

Bristol City play at Ashton Gate stadium

by black flag June 2, 2004

Bristol Palin syndrome

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.

dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010

Bristol, PA

Bristol, PA is where everyone you know is on some sort of drug, but you just don't care. There's the kid down the street that everyone hates, so after dark, you go bomb his house wth a few dozen eggs. Kids are generally separated and classified as 'the big kids' and 'the little kids'. manhunt is the shit, and when your parents yell at you for climbing on roofs and tell you not to play anymore, you play woman-hunt(manhunt...but during the day).it's so close to philly that you get all the benefits of actually BEING in philly: philly soft pretzels, philly cheesesteaks,etc. You went out until the street lights came on, or until your parents yelled your name out the front door and said it's time to come in. when you live there, you say how much you can't stand it but as soon as you leave, you are the first person to defend it when other people talk shit.bristol accompanies Levittown, and Croydon/Old croydon, all of which are equally as crime filled. basically, bristol is home.

Bristol, PA is the shit.
end o' story.

by Shaaants June 19, 2008