The act of forcefully farting (you can be clothed or naked) with your ass inches from someone's face (or grill). You get extra credit if they feel the wind or ass spray on their beak. The terminology derives from the fact that you are basting their grill in your own unique brand of stink.
Damn! Did you see that!? Eli just got grill basted by a 325-pound woman!! That fool is gonna smell like a mix of ho-hos, chocodiles and ass for the rest of the day. What a chump.
by HC Green June 12, 2006
Get the Grill Baste mug.A term used when one evacuates their bowels in a particularly furious manner, and in doing so gets fecal matter UNDERNEATH the toilet seat.
by Grubba November 2, 2003
Get the horizontal bowl blaster mug.The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.
"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
by LubeCrew236 August 18, 2011
Get the Sand Blaster mug.A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
by red April 16, 2005
Get the ass blaster mug.A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.
"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"
by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012
Get the fat blaster mug.A variation of the terms "bra" and "broseph". Used when refering to a good friend. Can be used with any friendly encounter or even with a stranger. Very common amongst surfers or anyone from Coastal California.
Surfer 1: Whats up braseph, did you catch that gnarly set this morning?
Surfer 2: Nah man
Surfer 1: Bummer, bro.
Surfer 2: Nah man
Surfer 1: Bummer, bro.
by Kris831 December 14, 2008
Get the braseph mug.This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.
Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.
by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022
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