boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

by Z October 3, 2004

I am bored

Me too man

I am bored

by dwafssfasafsfsafasf October 13, 2020

me bored

you are bored. that is why you are searching this up

you cant. you just say it like that "me bored''

by AnAkiNSwaGWalKer May 21, 2016

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

I'm so freakin bored

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck

I'm so freakin bored

by I love Ed April 26, 2015

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

bored wank

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.

I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.

by DFDSFSsdfsdf June 25, 2008