boober

a contest wherein women or girls take part competing with one another in showing their boobs and the one with the most beautiful boobs is declared winner. The contest may be of two types: one is among the implanted or surgically enlarged boobs and the other is among all the boobs.

She won the boober and carried home a purse of USD 20,000.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2012

Boober

Guys have boners, girls have boobers. A boober is when a girl is laying down and their boobs look like they are about to fucking attack their face. -- some have this problem when big 48 DD girls try to wear push up bras.

hey matt, did you see that girl on the video chat with elizabeth? She had the biggest boober!

by QeizuS69316 / lizattaldo April 22, 2011

boober

When your boob get harder due to a sexual attraction to another human being/ or when it is cold outside !

Jill: Did you see Greg today
Tina: OMG! Yes, i got a major boober

by SexyBeast12xo December 21, 2008

boober

Pronounced /ˈbu bə/ (like boomer but replace the m with a b)
The act of manhandling someone in rugby.

Did you see how John boobered Tom yesterday, he went flying.

by phidza February 23, 2021

boober

(noun) The tip of a man's penis.

"Dude. I got a boner and my boober started sticking out of my pants."

by Ferretinadress January 17, 2019

Boober

A boober is a formal term used to describe a cisgender man or boy that has big boobs. If someone is being annoying and they can be considered a boober, you can respond to them by saying "ok boober".

Noor: I'm so sexy why
Amanda: Ok boober

by prodipman November 11, 2019

Boober

A female Uber driver.

Got a boober ride back from the club last night, cost me $8.50.

by 3episodesofLITB August 2, 2017