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Denim Boner

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.
Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.
by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009
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hatey boner

A long, rather unusually strong, raging hate for something that threatens to explode at any time.
I want to like "Fringe," but my hatey boner for J. J. Abrams just won't go away.
by Qale January 18, 2009
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Sweatshirt Boner

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
by CourtKase March 5, 2011
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Cold boner

The feeling of being scared and sexually aroused at the same time.
Damn, this ghost looked hella scary but her body is packing, I think I might have a cold boner...
by H-Ero March 7, 2022
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No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.
by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017
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Boner Buffer

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.
Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.
by LGUNNER October 31, 2009
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liberal boner

When liberals express excessive and superficial admiration for things like same-sex relationships, bi-racial children, and startups that promote the latest liberal pet cause.

Not saying these things are bad (they're not), but superficial enthusiasm is always annoying.
Rachel Maddow had a raging liberal boner for Bill de Blaiso's mixed race family.
by samuel_adams1 November 12, 2013
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