Bollocks

Plural of "Bollock", a testicle.Although usually found in pairs have been known to be individually removed, either surgically or violently.

If you so much as look at that woman again I'll cut one of your bollocks off and feed you it for breakfast!

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

bollock

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

by Alex September 24, 2003

bollock

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

by planethopper July 15, 2005

Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

Bollocks

A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles

1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!

by The Mad Milliner July 11, 2007

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003