The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.
“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”
“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
by squishavacado January 03, 2022
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A Bank Holiday Weekend in the UK. There are year per calendar year (not including Easter): the first and last weekends of May, and the final being the last weekend of August.
Debut Bolly heralds the end of five months of winter misery, and suddenly the entireity of Britain can't blow their noses. The UK genuinely forgets what joy and fun is, mixed in with the realisation every year that they genuinely adore hardcore anarchy and hedonism, so Bolly's effectively mark the spiritual reclaiming of themselves/almost kinda reborn every year.
Many Uk-ers will attest that the celebratory nature of the first Bolly in May is the only thing that keeps them living on that island of despair. SO essentially, Debut Bolly is the first 10 mins of 28 Days Later.
Debut Bolly heralds the end of five months of winter misery, and suddenly the entireity of Britain can't blow their noses. The UK genuinely forgets what joy and fun is, mixed in with the realisation every year that they genuinely adore hardcore anarchy and hedonism, so Bolly's effectively mark the spiritual reclaiming of themselves/almost kinda reborn every year.
Many Uk-ers will attest that the celebratory nature of the first Bolly in May is the only thing that keeps them living on that island of despair. SO essentially, Debut Bolly is the first 10 mins of 28 Days Later.
by GinoPepperoni May 16, 2023
by Samwello January 08, 2019