Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019

blummed

The act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the NFL or bedroom

I just blummed on that players face

OR

I just blummed on Jeff's face

by blummer2900 February 18, 2014

Blum

A mixture of one's own blood and one's seminal fluid; brought on by constant and continous ejaculation.

Jay: 'Man, my pants are full of Blum after last night and this morning'

Garrett: 'nice'

by Wilhelm909 August 12, 2025

Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

Blim Blam Blum

This expression is used when one is happy or has achieved something incredible

Tanner shouted "Blim Blam Blum" when he got head from Raphael

by TaNneRisGai May 2, 2019

Blummed

The act of taking a bitch out multiple times and continuing to get none.

I took this broad out for a third date and got blummed. Ended up in my bed alone with a chicken sandwich.

by Caesar the champ November 19, 2015

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put on her blum face.

by @rk October 18, 2020