blow job

when you suck a dudes dick.

omg! that blow job she gave me last nite was fat!

by bj queen June 18, 2005

blow job

is when a girl (or boy, whatever you prefer I guess) sucks on a boys penis. this should be done vigurously and hard. cum may come out. you should rub the mans arse or thigh to give both of you more pleasures. wait till orgasms start. continue if it is extremally pleasurable. GIRLS: PRACTICE BEFORE THE REAL THING. ASK YOUR MUM FOR BANANAS! THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS MASTURBATION. USE WHAT YOU HAVE. VIBRATION = GOOD!

I knelt down and gave him the best blow job of his life but first i practiced with a banana.

by ILoveSexAndIAmBi June 22, 2009

blow job

when a girl sucks a boys penis and licks it all over and makes him feel really goood.

i wont a blow job bitch

by crab girl April 20, 2009

blow job

When a girl rams a man's cock deep down her throat and gags on it until he cums. When a woman is happily able to suck on his dick, stroking it, making his orgasm reach its point. This action pleases a man very highly and he enjoys it very much so. If you want to set him off, swallow.

"Aw fuck yeah you dirty cunt, you give great blow jobs!"

by Tammy12345 April 30, 2010

blow job

if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life

if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl

- guy

steps

1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis

3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture

- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet

- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories

Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!

by headlova22 January 09, 2011

Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 27, 2017

Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 14, 2010