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by jks.bestay October 10, 2021

Blonky Boy

A short gay man who lives in his grandmothers attic and commits sex crimes against the blind

The local 43 is a real Blonky Boy.

by Never12 May 18, 2023

blonk

A complex manouevre that involves closing one eye whilst keeping the other one open.

The Doctor: Since encountering the Weeping Angels, I've been trying to come up with a counter-measure, and I've finally figured one out.
The Doctor: I call it 'blonking'.
The Doctor: Of course, it's probably only Time Lords who can do it.

by abcd_z August 12, 2010

blocko

Hash; the resin of the marijuana plant.

"Got some blocko in Morocco."

(The Goldie Lookin' Chain - Ambassador)

by Padster August 19, 2004

taco blocko

When a girl sleeps in between her two girlfriends who would have otherwise had sex.

One straight chick, or psudo-straight, between two chicas that want to be together that night. Taco Blocko.....

by Jock via Nariy March 7, 2011

Blonk

Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.

Blonk and you'll miss it.

by somebodyc000l55 April 20, 2017

blinko

To act selfishly, and only in the interest of ones self.

By keeping all the pie for himself, Alan could only be described as blinko.

by WeeMacca September 5, 2006