by john schlongo August 23, 2003
by bloat hunter April 01, 2017
Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."
by It's-Me May 14, 2007
Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.
by Lanky August 15, 2003
n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
by THW November 05, 2009
The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.
We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.
by brooklynbri May 01, 2010
A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022