by Cyrus K March 28, 2004
Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.
Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!
Cheerleader: What the fuck!?
Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*
Cheerleader: What the fuck!?
Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*
by Lucky Sumbitch August 06, 2008
A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019
Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
by morgz1 January 01, 2012
by blitzmaster April 11, 2021
Blitz = Blitzwar
Is a game that reproduce the board game of Risiko, but you can play it online with your friends.
Is a game that reproduce the board game of Risiko, but you can play it online with your friends.
by Masson's on 3! August 27, 2023
In the event one has a bowel movement so monstrous (and is unfortunately on the go, not near a public bathroom) that no other word is fit to describe the intense urgency and sheer pain it poses to the lower abdomen, blitz is used to punctuate this truly craptastic situation. It is a verb.
by The Noon July 07, 2012