Zombie blindfold

When in the 69 sexual position and the man is on top his ballsack makes a impromptu blind fold

Johns girlfriend refused to get on too resulting in her consistently receiving a zombie blindfold.

by Scavfox April 12, 2022

The Blindfold

while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a shit on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold.

dude i was on top of your mom 69ing her and gave her the blindfold!

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

The Blindfold and The Eyepatch

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Hooded blindfold

Having a girl give you head why you are driving to your house so she won't know where you live.

I gave Melissa a Hooded blindfold so I won't have to worry about her stalking me.

by missispokes April 28, 2009

arminian blindfold

Ones eyes are ejaculated on while sleeping so when one wakes up theyre eyelids are stuck together

Arminian Blindfold-When a girls so drunk she falls asleep while your bangin her, you give her an arminian blinfold, finish on her eyes so when she wakes up her eyelids are sealed shut with jizz.

by big red bacca December 23, 2013

Mexican Blindfold

A term which has strange sexual connotation but no real definition. It was created out of a drunken stupor and suggest truly revolting things. An interesting threat or insult to use on people who can't figure out what the hell it means.

"Shut up before I give you a Mexican Bandana, yeah thats right, you won't like it..."

by Masternutcher August 26, 2004

Turkish Blindfold

When a man places his testicles over a woman's eyes. Usually done prior to Tea Bagging.

Man, that chick is hot. I wonder if she'd let me give her a Turkish Blindfold!

by cricketb99 August 17, 2010