i can't believe I blarted at the post office today! It literally sounded like blowing bubbles into a cup of milk with a straw.
by Krazykay420 April 20, 2015
The fart that you let out that is really going around the poop that is already in your butt hole. It is the few farts you usually let out on the way to the bowl if it is just a bit too far. As they go around the poop in your butt and come out they stink worst than most normal farts.
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"
by moffboy September 25, 2013
by Blart survivor February 20, 2010
1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.
2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.
2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.
1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!
2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
by adamKENNY311 December 7, 2009
An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.
After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.
by SanchezandCompany January 3, 2022
by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019