Blart

When a woman is on her period and wearing a maxi pad queefs and blood comes out

i can't believe I blarted at the post office today! It literally sounded like blowing bubbles into a cup of milk with a straw.

by Krazykay420 April 19, 2015

Blart

The fart that you let out that is really going around the poop that is already in your butt hole. It is the few farts you usually let out on the way to the bowl if it is just a bit too far. As they go around the poop in your butt and come out they stink worst than most normal farts.
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"

Bro, don't by the copy machine. I just blarted over there on the way to the bathroom

by moffboy September 25, 2013

Blart

Bloody fart. The inevitable and scary evolution of the shart.

After a long night of boozing and man sex, Doogie Howser blarted in his scrubs.

by Blart survivor February 19, 2010

Blart

1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.

2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.

1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!

2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

by adamKENNY311 December 7, 2009

Blart

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

by SanchezandCompany January 3, 2022

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

Blart

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

by Bizzy C January 9, 2009