I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

Bleached bunny

A woman who has a fetish for white men.

A common fetish, as most women dating or having sexual endeavors outside of their race usually indulge themselves with white men.

White women with this fetish may be called racist or traditional, and non white women with this fetish are considered colonized or bed wenches by their communities.

These women come with an array of reasons for choosing to be white only, some do it for purely sexual reasons and simply have a love for BWC (big white cock) and other women can have more political reasons, such as the divest movement.

Girl 1: I don't know what to do, the sex isn't good and he just won't listen to me or try to work things out.
Girl 2: Well, have you tried white men?
Girl 1: Let's be serious, who wants a white boy.
Girl 2: I'm serious! Being a bleached bunny will change your life.

by Bleached addict July 15, 2023

Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

Bleached whale

A fat homosexual with dyed blonde hair.

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.

by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011

blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 22, 2009

Baecher

Teacher who is also Bae.

Miss Edwards is such a Baecher

by Reemerx September 3, 2015

bloecher

One who makes up thier own nickname.

Silly bloecher wants me to call him pump c!!

by Maintenance 101 December 18, 2018