Jack Black

A great actor with such talent I can’t even comprehend.

Just watched Jumangi for the fourth time. Jack Black is such an AMAZING actor!!

by 8888888888888888888888808888 January 2, 2019

Jack Black

v: To take a piss on one's nut sack

"I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black" -Jon Lajoie

by birdman12468 October 26, 2011

Jack Black

the greatest dude you'll ever meet in your fucking life ,
he is a GOD in his movie "tenacious D and the pick of destiny" and he's AWESOME !

nuff said.

guy1:who's the greatest guy in the world ?
girl1:Chuck Bass !
guy1:no ! Jack Black !

by CCforrealz October 15, 2010

jack black

another name for Jack Daniels whiskey (due to its black label)

Bartender, a bottle of jack black!

by jbizzledizzle April 8, 2004

jack black

Not a funny man. At all

I saw Orange County, and wanted to stab my eyes out

by Dillon Farnum June 11, 2006

Jack Black

One of the many names someone at school has made up in a desprate attempt to insult me. I actually find it quite funny. It's probably the most logical 'insult' I've heard since I do have a Jack Black-ish apperance, a feminine and younger Jack Black, of course, but still Jack Black-ish

The random asshole was childishly amused when he called me Jack Black.

by LaughingNow January 5, 2008

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019