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Jeongin is our babybread
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Dock Baby

An extremely sexy girl to take on your boat.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.
Tony: yooo let's go out to the sandbar party and rage my niggas
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍
by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019
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baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.
aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.
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deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.
A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?
by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010
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Piss Baby

"Hey, you lil' piss baby
You think you're so fucking cool? Huh?"
by Fudgie Mustard Slot July 5, 2020
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D1 baby

A highly athletic child of two athletic parents. D1 refers to Division I athletics. Typically used by future divorcees on their dating profiles.
by cimpleman November 11, 2021
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