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better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.
"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."
by jernsdeath May 3, 2023
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The Batter

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.
The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even.
by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023
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When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more
Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight
by donthate123 April 27, 2014
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Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."
by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022
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Ball-Batter

She ate my ball-batter all up!
by MadManManic January 1, 2007
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AAA battery

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.
-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic
by F.dR May 4, 2021
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Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."
by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016
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