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Bismarck 

Bismarck was one of two Bismarck class battleships built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy from 1935 - 1945). The other ship being the Tirpitz. Bismarck was laid down on July 1936 at the Blohm and Voss shipyard in Hamburg. She was launched on February 1939 and complete on August 1940.
“Bismarck is famous for taking part in the Battle of the Denmark Straight and for destroying the Royal Navy’s world famous HMS Hood.”
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Bismarck 

Bismarck. Perhaps the most feared vessel ever built. With a main armament of 8 15" SK C/34 main guns, laid out in a 4x2 configuration, she became infamous almost instantly. Best known for the sinking of the British battlecruiser HMS Hood, she was an impressive vessel. She was fast, heavily armed, heavily armored, and a great metal beast. She has collected 4 things over the years: a Sabaton song (aptly named "Bismarck"), waifu status (thanks Azur Lane), fame, and is also an SCP (SCP-4127). She has gone down (no pun intended) in history as an icon of naval power. She has a lesser known sister ship, Tirpitz. Tirpitz was in Norway when she was attacked by aircraft and capsized. The final battle of Bismarck occurred in 4 phases: the first, when British carrier Ark Royal caught up with her and attacked her with Swordfish torpedo bombers, which disabled her steering gear and jammed her rudders in a turning position, the second phase being the shadowing of British cruisers (causing no real damage), the third phase when she was cornered by British battleships Rodney and King George V, as well as the cruisers Norfolk and Dorsetshire. She was sunk in this phase. The fourth phase was that of planes from the Luftwaffe attacking the retreating British ships, resulting in the loss of a destroyer.
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Bismarck 

A Prussian officer during the late 1800's who wore a hard cap with a pointy tip.
A Bismarck ordered his enlisted Prussian soilders to attack the Danish flank.
Bismarck by AdamRother March 7, 2021

bismarck 

When you take a shit in the toilet tank and it comes out the next time someone flushes.
Dude the party sucked so hard I had no choice but to sink a bismarck.
bismarck by amik July 15, 2008

Bismarck 

A sexual activity in which either partner jumps from any distance, with the intent of penetration.
Bob recently injured his penis while attempting a 5-foot Bismarck with Mary.
Bismarck by Matt T 777 December 9, 2008

Sink The Bismarck 

A term describing the act of anal intercourse.
"She likes it when I sink the Bismarck". or "I'm totally sinking the Bismarck tonight!"
Sink The Bismarck by BRM1975 October 26, 2013

Bismarck 

While fingering, an inexperienced rookie in the sack rips apart the inside of a vagina due to a lack of knowledge and straight up stupidity.
Jade is such a cunt. I can't even walk because of the wicked bismarck she gave me last night!
Bismarck by Trunchbull September 22, 2007