mirthquake

A joyous dance performed by many, significantly overweight people.

Dude, Rosie O'Donnell looked so great doing the booty-pop that she caused a mirthquake!

by Giblo November 15, 2006

Girthquake

A common phenomena manifesting itself in the form of deep earth tremors directly caused by a "gunt in motion" or an obese passerby.

Hold on dude here she comes! It's a GIRTHQUAKE! {{{SHAAAAAAKE!}}}

by mightysooner May 23, 2006

Birthwake

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

Mirthquake

caused by the person who is the center of a wave of happiness of other people. This happiness is transferred from person to person by word of mouth whether it is a joke or funny event.Those people tell their friends who tell their friends.

Jimmy caused a mirthquake the other day at lunch when he bumped into and knocked off the principle's hair piece in front of hundreds of students.

by CHStom December 12, 2007

dirthquake

A misspelling of dearthquake.

Yo, i no it ain't rite, but dirthquake is one less character for me to type whenst i B bloggin' Yo.

by runnerDel September 10, 2011

Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018

Girthquake

to be a mook ass bitch with small PP

Hey that guy is such a girthquake.

by OtimzFarm February 7, 2020