Bieber Fever 

Noun- The morbid obsession with Justin Bieber. Sometimes asociated with masturbatal deaths and Kim Kardashian's enormous horse penuscis(aprox. 24' long).

My doctor said I had one of the most advanced cases of Bieber Fever since Nam.

Bieber Fever by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

Bieber Fever 

Recipe for Bieber Fever
1. Get a 10 of teenage boys to cum onto a kitten
2. Have someone's mother fart on it
3. You then shave the kitten's back
4. Have each of the teenagers shove trimmings into their anus for a week

5. Remove the trimmings and place into a bowl
6. A random person is picked (by rolling a dice or picking sticks), who then has to cut off his foreskin and then eat everything

Someone: How come you were at the hospital last week?
You: Came down with Bieber Fever.
Someone: Nasty...

Bieber Fever by JBiebszer November 12, 2011

Bieber Fever 

Being extremely over-obsessed 16 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet, to the point where you have posters, notebooks, shirts and other things with his face on it. You need to realize that he has no talent, you just think he's 'hot'.

Uhhh everything you own has that Beaver kid on it.

I hate to say this, but I think you have Bieber Fever xP

Bieber Fever by saddlseatlover March 20, 2011

Bieber Fever 

When Justin Bieber rapes you in the middle of the night with acid lube.

My ass hurts SO bad!" "Why what happend?" "I caught a bad case of Bieber Fever last night.

Bieber Fever by DJ Spasmodic October 17, 2010

Bieber Fever 

A horrible and highly contagious flesh eating virus contracted during sexual intercourse

-Dude, your girlfriend's skin is on fire
-No, she's just got some Bieber Fever.

Bieber Fever by Your name can't be blank bitch February 27, 2011

Bieber Fever 

The bad sickness you get when listening to Justin Bieber. *Only some get it* It may spread around. THERE IS NO CURE TO BIEBER FEVER YET.

Example of Bieber Fever:

Justin Bieber: ♫Baby, baby baby ohhhh♪

You: OGMOGMOMGMGOMG LET'S FAN GIRL JUSTIN BIEBER OMG I LOVE HIM HE IS SO CUTE HIS HAIR IS ADORABLE OMG HIS SMILE... OH HE'S COMING TO OUR TOWN LET'S SEE HIS CONCERT WOWOWOWOWW MY ROOM IS PLAIN, I'M GONNA COVER MY WALLS WITH JB POSTERS!!!!!!!!!

Me: smh

Bieber Fever by Mr. Walrus from Walrus Land June 20, 2013

Bieber Fever 

an illness affecting little girls, and some guys,to become addicted to the high pictched voice of Justin Bieber.. and an attraction to:

-gayness
-skater hair
-immaturity/ lack of puberty
-American wannabees
-little boys

may result in lack of anything normal and becoming homosexual or insane.

Person 1: dude, she just b*tch slapped my mom for saying she didn't like Justin Bieber.

Person 2: that's a classic symptom of Bieber Fever.

Girl: Don't f*ck with the Biebs!!!!!!

Bieber Fever by vakid March 9, 2011