Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.

*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*

by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013

Brevelation

A revelation, or the making known of something that was previously secret or unknown, given by a brother, sister, or friend

Then, after he gave me the brevelation, I went and talked to my ex again.

by rbell32 May 17, 2011

Pre-mature E-betulation

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

belationship

A relationship that one forms either years after first meeting a real person or with a former version of a person from earlier in their life.

I'd totally want to rock a belationship with 19 year old Britney Spears... back when she wasn't a train wreck.

We met in elementary school but wound up having a belationship in college years later.

by Franky Digital December 9, 2008

revelations accelerationism

The belief that as a society, we should accelerate the the coming of events foretold in the book of Revelations in the Bible.

Did you here BAXTER is a revelation accelerationist?

Really, revelations accelerationism is dangerous

by Gimmeurcookies September 26, 2021

New Year's Revelation

Happens around January 15th with the realization that there's no way you'll be able to keep your New Year's Resolution.

Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.

by VDG January 2, 2010

Bevelution

To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)

Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004