Bevelution

To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)

Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004

bevolution

the process of bevolve-ing or the process through which one bevolves.

The bevolution of man is being given an increasing amount of attention of late.

by Langdon Olger January 6, 2011

Bevolution

The Bevolution is a concatenation for Beverage Revolution.

The Bevolution is about consumer choice for refreshingly fun beverages - drinking better, drinking smarter, drinking fun and refreshing.

by Chrissy6 May 13, 2006

Brevelation

A revelation, or the making known of something that was previously secret or unknown, given by a brother, sister, or friend

Then, after he gave me the brevelation, I went and talked to my ex again.

by rbell32 May 17, 2011

evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.

The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.

by Thom January 21, 2005

levelution

Evolution by levels

"Is thus levelution?" - Edgy Teen 2025

by JPNTV February 13, 2017

bevelation

An alcoholic beverage that gives you a revelation

I need a bevolation

I was having a couple bevelations

That was a bevelation

by SaNdRaEee April 29, 2021