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Don Beto

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Someone who says they’ll go somewhere or do something but never follows through. Another word for liar or flaker
Friend: Wassup bro we in Vegas this weekend?

Don Beto: Hell yeah bro we out there no matter what , I’ll drive and got hoes coming!

Weekend comes.. Don Beto never responds or has an excuse.
by DIABLOS13 May 12, 2023
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the beto

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during intercoarse the guy chokes the female till she goes unconcious. then the male ejaculates on the females face.
kristy hates when mark does the beto on her.
by tongies June 17, 2009
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BBQ Beto

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A homie figurine that is in series #11 of the homie saga. It is the best homie of the series of cholo's and gangsters and is one of the hardest to obtain out of the machine
KRIS: "Hey did you hear about the guy at the Welch Grocery Store?"

KYLE: "YA! He spent $40 trying to get BBQ Beto out of the Machine!"
by one eye'd willys pot of gold February 26, 2010
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An actual term of insult for Beto O'Rourke when you compare him to Rambo.
The actual politician- turned-educated failure Beto O'Rourke is not Rambo Beto so stop insulting him.
by Uncle Dimma November 27, 2025
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The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
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Beton

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To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.
Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.
by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008
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Betokhmam

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-I'm hungry.
-Betokhmam!
by MobinM August 15, 2018
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