david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

Victoria Beckham

a stupid bitch who is fascinated by the mirror and without her looks would be as interesting as a blank piece of paper.

Victoria Beckham is more useless than a deflated blow up doll.

by See Me Now August 28, 2007

David Beckham

A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty

The worst swear you could give a player in football

You play like Beckham, man

by harish March 5, 2005

david beckham

Overrated (beyond belief) player with more limitations than you can shake a stick at, but for some reason Sven Goran Eriksson believes he is perfect material for the England captaincy. This ignores the fact he's NEVER captained a team, even at schoolboy level, and believes being England captain means you're supposed to take penalties, no matter how far over the bar they regularly go.

Used to be famous for being married to Posh Spice, but now it's the other way 'round. Now he's famous for shagging women that aren't Posh Spice, giving his children names that ensure years of bullying, and being gnerally useless on the pitch - if and when he gets on it when you consider his standing at Real Madrid.

Any time he's on the front page of the tabloids/Hello for being famous, as opposed to demonstrating any form of footballing ability WHATSOEVER.

by OD Smith March 31, 2005

Beckham Depression

The tragic look on someone's face when they have been let down by someone else and fall into a spiral of unhappy emotions which often leads to a depressed look.

A: That guy at that table over there looks seriously upset.
B: He's probably been stood up and is facing Beckham Depression.

A: That man's gun accidentally went off and shot someone in the face. He's facing a life sentence and has been clinically diagnosed with Beckham Depression.

by xAJBx June 24, 2010

Beckham (UK only)

a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology

football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)

by mickturate February 19, 2003

Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

by aggfdsgdsn July 31, 2007