beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

beer by brother_number_one July 27, 2003

Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

Beer by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

beer by embarg0 May 26, 2006

Beer

A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

Beer by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005

beer

the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

beer by Jefe April 27, 2005

Beer

To give someone beer

Dude, beer me!!

Beer by The Beer Baron December 23, 2003

Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

Beer by Christophercolumbus July 16, 2008