Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d October 19, 2005

beef curtain

The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.

by tnt May 02, 2003

beef curtain

yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)

Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!

Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 25, 2006

Beef Curtain

It means pussy lips.

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain

by Doug April 01, 2005

beef curtain

Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.

A porn star likely has beef curtains.

by Kiwi Pomerleau June 02, 2004

Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.

Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!

by madhatter951 March 29, 2012