beef curtains

see the definition of piss flaps

That chicks beef curtains are all streched and shit

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004

Beef Curtains

Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch

Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.

by C.A. November 11, 2006

Beef Curtains

Another name for the vagina lips.
vagina

guy 1: damn, Sarah had some nice beef curtains

by JesusOnABoat May 19, 2016

Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011

Beef Curtains

When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.

"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"

by Paulaa December 14, 2008

beef curtains

the outer vaginal lips,(labia majora, labia minor).

So I hooked up with this chick the other night and when she got naked I saw the biggest set of beef curtains hanging down from her crotch.

by wildwilly75 August 20, 2010

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018