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Beastman

A mythilogical half-man half-beast creature. Commonly found in the wilderness, but rarely ever spotted. Few accounts of female and male victims stated, that this creature is tall, slim but strong. Partially covered in hair. These victims were found by local town's people, sexually assaulted and physically beaten. There has been two reported cases where people have been found murdered. Beastman has often been used as a deterrent to underage sex, see the example below. Beastman is currently wanted by serveral law enforcements and considered extremely dangerous.
The worst case scenario reported appeared that one of the murdered victim's anus region was stretched approximately 20 cm in diameter (About the size of a small tree trunk). This caused the victims pelvis to be internally ripped apart, also crushing the spinal chord. Pathologists have reason to believe this was not done by any instrument but the actual creature's sexual limb, as alot of semen was found. Most cases of the 'Beastman's revenge' causes the jaw bone to be shattered, as it is violently raped.
"Dont go sleeping with boys or the beastman will get you"
by MikeR0959 May 25, 2008
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beastman

In He-Man and the Masters of the universe, one of Skeletor's evil henchmen. He has the power over wild beasts.
"What was that Beastman?"
by Overlord of Evil June 6, 2004
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beastmaster

a man who associates, dates, hangs out with large,unattractive women. this man usually doesn't do well with moderately attractive women so he surrounds himself with these type of women to help with his confidence.
Ted:"Anthony brought over one of his hoes over again! That chick was just big and nasty looking! I don't know how he does it!"

Bill: "thats why Anthony is the beastmaster! He likes those tore up broads!"
by pauly909 January 30, 2008
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beastmastered

When a particular movie (generally a bad one) is put on near constant rotation by several cable channels at once.
Even though it was beastmastered, I never saw the first twenty minutes of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
by conanthegrammarian December 30, 2005
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beastmanape

A girl who is an ugly mother fucker with curly hair.
tk is a beastmanape!
by fuckaahbish May 3, 2009
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beastmaster

a very large wave or woman
Look at that friggin beastmaster!
by toobz April 8, 2004
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beastcore

Sub-genre of hardcore music involving animal sounds and other animal/beast themes.
Dude bro have you heard of Aggressive Octopus? They're so beastcore, they have the best octopus squeal I've ever heard!
by salamanders March 25, 2010
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