beardimony

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

by Gcolo December 14, 2006

beardtan

The fandom of BTS's april fools prank for BTS. They posted pictures with pictures of BTS photoshopped with beards on them.

"Beardtan is still very handsome!"

by BANGTAIL SONE YOU DONE June 3, 2018

Zack Beardsal

A person known for selling fake GUCCI belts outside Lidls.

Oi Zack Beardsal hit me up with some Gucci .

by Shwjhwhehe September 30, 2018

Ollie Bearman Moment

saying "Sorry mate wont post it again, gl with *insert word here*👍" after someone gets mad at you

this guy was mad at me for saying he was a bad driver and i replied sorry mate wont post it again, gl with driving👍 it was such an Ollie Bearman moment

by Tactical Teabag March 1, 2022

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.

Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!

by Michele February 25, 2005

Boardman

The epitome of a metrosexual. This is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle bitch in the process... indulging in such practices as reading GQ and other desperate measures

I really wanted to get with this girl so I tried boardmanning it but then my friends talked some sense into me

by sinoda July 23, 2008

Beardson Beardly

A white homophobic and sexist man who hates kpop and thinks all gays will burn in hell and all women are bad and think the economy is being destroyed because of them

He really is a beardson beardly when he tweets

No one likes a beardson beardly

by IrishPotato1242 May 16, 2018