santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

batterykens

1. n. People who drive totally electric cars; usually forward thinkers, hippies, etc.

2. n. Trend followers, avant garde novelists etc. , often derisive.

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Nice car. You batterykens are sure coming out of your closet-sized garages.

You're saying that because our garages are so small right?

by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013

Banterogenous

A consumable substance which causes banter to occur between two or more people.
-or-
A person or people who have banterous intentions or are inclined to cause banter between one another.

"This weed is particularly 'banterogenous'."
-or-
"Drinking large quantities of alcohol makes me and the lads extremely 'banterogenous'."

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015

Banterogenic

Specifically, a substance (typically alcohol) which, when consumed will make a person banterogenous and will cause banterous behaviour.

"Dave drank so many 'banterogenics' last night, his banterous behaviour became almost unbearable."

Synonyms:
Banterogen
Banterogenous

(i.e. a banterogen is a 'banterogenic' substance which is banterogenous and will cause banterous behaviour)

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015

Banterogen

Noun

Typically a substance, (usually alcohol) which, when consumed will make a person banterogenous and will cause them to execute banterous behaviour.

Can also refer to a person who, as part of group of lads will be the dedicated 'banterogen' - A person who will nearly always be the one to begin a banterous conversation.

"Dave drank so many 'banterogens' last night, his banterous behaviour became almost unbearable."
-or-
"Dave is such a 'banterogen'! He always makes the lads giggle

by SpazyMcGee February 8, 2015