Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.

John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!

by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010

batibot

1. Name of a now defunct Philippine children's show that aired in the 80's and 90's.
2. Filipino slang for masturbation, handjob, blowjob or cunnilingus.

1. Let's go to Batibot. (a line from the opening theme of the show)
2. Let's go do batibot. ;D

by shadowLabs October 11, 2010

Battiboy

A guy hu is obviously battin 4 the other team!!They have a thing 4 tight trousers and shirts, and give other guys a "certain" look.

The guy wid lots of girl m8s

by Moonbabe58 November 22, 2003

batiba

A kind of hermit stoner, living by itself in the great forests of scandinavia. Growing tons of cannabis. Often seen at casinos losing money.

Damn, look at that batiba over there.. I bet you hes going to the casino!

by kifferen May 25, 2013

misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.

guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!

by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008

Baitboy

Someone who gets scarred easy, some one who cannot handle pressure and baits out almost always throwing his freinds under the bus at the first chance he gets. baitboys are not to be trusted and should be shunned for being such bait boys.

"you know eric?"
"yea hes the biggest baitboy who ever lived"

"this one time at band camp eric was a being a fat baitboy"

by willthemasterbaitboy November 30, 2011