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pulling a john bates

When you look someone straight in the eye and ask the dumbest question possible as if you are sincere with your question knowing damn well the answer.
Going to the loan officer at the bank and telling them you have a 400 credit score with multiple chargeoffs, no job or income and you live on your friends couch and absolutely no way of making the loan payments and then asking if you could qualify for a $400,000 unsecured credit line with the lowest interest rate. The loan officer looks you straight in the eye and asks you if you are "pulling a John Bates" on me?
by direct007a November 23, 2016
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Gill Bates

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.
That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.
by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004
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norman bates

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.
Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".
by cskillet January 15, 2009
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Katie Bates

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY
by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018
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Norman Bates

(n.) A person with a quiet but nervous demeanor, that instills fear into people. Based on the charactor from the movie psycho. See also bates motel. Hello mother dear...
That guy creeps the shit out of me. I'm afraid to take a showerin case I get knifed to death and thrown in a river. Oh God he just looked at me again.

Where? What guy?

Norman bates in the red shirt, look at his eyes, they're evil.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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norman bates

A character in the Psycho movie and book series, portrayed by the very sexy Anthony Perkins.
Anthony Perkins was so sexy as Norman Bates in "Psycho".
by Camnation December 10, 2008
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Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
by Meepster May 30, 2015
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