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Basketball

"That bitch a basketball "

"She been passed around so much I feel like I'm watching a basketball"
by "??" April 8, 2017
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Basketball

How's basketball?
Its ok
by guess...i dare you June 18, 2006
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Basketball

A slutty girl that tends to hook up with five or more guys at a party. Called a "Basketball" because five guys pass her around and score.
Mike: Man, Bridget sure has made out with a lot of guys tonight.

Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.
by Johansen Morticai July 19, 2009
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Basketball

What boys do during men’s wrestling season
Basketball player: practice was so hard yesterday

Wrestler: tell me about it
by Real boi2526 January 12, 2019
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Basketball

Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
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Basketballing

When your having sex with a girl in the missionary position and she starts patting your bum cheek with one hand in an effort to make you go harder and faster. If she uses two hands then its commonly referred to as "double basketballing".
I was doing my thing all slow and sexy and she started "basketballing" me. I ignored it and then she started the "double basketballing" me into action. Fair enough.
by mikeygold November 18, 2011
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Basketball

When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger
She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.
by Waowwhatacharacter August 22, 2016
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