Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG

The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.

by atlas lmao May 28, 2019

basebromance

Two baseball players who are so close to each other they do everything together, like walk down to baseball practice together, go get Jamba Juice together, share deoderant in the locker room, are in each other's fave 5, and slap each others' butts after every play; like a bromance, but specificlly for baseball guys.

Robyn: "Hey, what's up with Alika and AJ? They're always doing stuff together!"

Jennifer: "Yeah, that's cause they have a basebromance."

by hahaIusedMYrealNAME April 20, 2009

Baseless Triangle

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").

OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?

by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Based Gang

A group of based humans who join together to give positive outlooks on life and help each other.

Hoodlum : Ayy busta what based gang you repping?
Guy : I rep that Based Gang

by TYBG4EVA May 23, 2019

Bargain Basement Becky

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

Baseball dad

A baseball dad is a middle-classed man who spends his time at the bars and taking the kids to sporting events in his new pick-up truck. He never lets his kids watch TV shows or movies that are PG-13 or contain "foul language", and spends a lot of time are beer pong parties, and smashing copies of GTA.

Baseball dads, soccer moms, beware of them.

by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021