subway baptism 

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

subway baptism by applejuice25 November 30, 2019

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

Tactical Baptism by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

mountaineer baptism 

A Mountaineer Baptism is when an Appalachian State University fan plunges themselves into the waters of the Duck Pond, which contain high levels of bird's fecal matter and urine. This usually will take place after a big sporting event win. Those who undergo a mountaineer baptism usually contract chlamydia from the birds via the water.

After the Miracle on the Mountain (AppState winning the football game at the last second), the drunk students stormed the field and underwent a Mountaineer Baptism down at the Duck Pond.

mountaineer baptism by ralphbuchinski September 18, 2022

florida baptism 

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.

Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.

florida baptism by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009

Second Baptism 

When you choke a woman so hard during sexual intercourse she dies. You then resuscitate her and as she takes her first breath of life you cum directly on her face.

Ryan: So I was choke fucking Kathryn last night and she stopped breathing.
Luke: Dude, is she ok?
Ryan: Yeah, I welcomed her back to our mortal world with a Second Baptism.
Luke: Bro! You should be a pastor!

Second Baptism by Etoufee December 2, 2016

hot tub baptism 

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.

Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>

hot tub baptism by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012

No baptism

Similar to “no cap” but when you use no baptism you don’t want to take back what you said meaning it is true and you don’t regret saying it

I just fucked that kid up no baptism

No baptism by CHWBS August 26, 2019