Band geek
someone who lives for band... monday band tuesday band wednesday band... thurday band... and guess what friday and saturday... band.... wait no band on sunday what do i do?
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1. the bandhall is their 2nd home
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water
2.the good ones arnt geeks, but very talented smart, sometimes popular
3. glare if choir, theatre, or non-band people are in their hall
4. theres are at least 2 freshman whores
5.tend to get horny on busses and trips
6.about 50% get high 2 or more times a day
7.can change their clothes in front of others without a care
8.misses lots of school
9. principal is thier bitch
10. used to passing out, blacking out, spending 8 hrs in the hot summer w/o food or water
The fact that all band kids are geeks is definitly a sterotype, as i am not.
This one time at band camp
This one time at band camp
Band geek by I dunno what is my name? November 22, 2004
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Band Geek
one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.
a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band
Band Geek by britishbuegler October 13, 2010
Band Geek
A high school student who is involved with the school band (usually marching band). These students are often think that band is the best thing in the world and are usually very snotty and condescending to outsiders who think otherwise. They often skip classes in order to be in the band room like chorus geeks. These students are often condemned to having EXTREME social awkwardness and making EXCESSIVE lame inside jokes that aren't even remotely funny, it's almost like they're autistic. Usually there is an alpha nerd who is basically the center of attention. The alpha is either the biggest douchebag in the entire world but on rare occasions, they're actually cool and funny. Male band geeks often hug and grope female band geeks, the girls don't mind because they probably think that they're gay. Band geeks absolutely despise guitarists, they reject anybody with a rock 'n' roll approach to music, but they fucking worship the jazz band guitarist. The jazz guitarist is usually THE biggest douche of them all because he thinks that he's better than all other guitarists in the school. Being in a music theory class with these jack-offs is fucking torture because if you're the one person in that entire class that isn't in band, you're the odd man out, stuck in a fucking classroom for an hour listening to their shitty jokes, them going "AW!" when you ask a question that all of them know the answer to, and their shitty conversations!
Band Geek: How come you don't join band?
Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
Me: Because I like the freedom to improvise, write my own songs, practice whenever I want, and not become a fucking band geek!
Band Geek by DrFingerGood July 21, 2011
band geek
While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
band geek by Just a Band Geek October 9, 2005
band geek
Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
band geek by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
Band Geek
Crazy people who have been known to mess around on busses, esspecailly ones going to MICCA :) (You know who you are!!)
Band Geek by SouthSideChillin June 11, 2003