banana

the banana, a useful dildo that can be used at any time, any time of day.
you shove it up your ass and go: yuhhh whomp

jessica kinda hot *shoves a potato up her ass*

jessica: ahh its too small *she grabs a banana*
shoves a banana up her ass
jessica: ahh thats better yoinkers

by whitewaterinabucket November 10, 2020

banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped

Guy 1:"Hey, have you ever heard of Onision?"
Guy 2:"Oh, you mean the next Hitler? So you are a banana or what, fag?"
Guy 1:*kills himelf*

by zizehhhh February 14, 2017

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 02, 2014

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 02, 2014

banana

a yellow fruit that grows on trees

she had a banana to go with her oranges and apples

by Endless Helpless Hoping March 26, 2005

banana

its a fruit, and the best thing in the world next to porn

BANANA!!!!! as in BANANA!!!!!

by bryan w May 28, 2004

banana

Derogatory slang for an African-American.

You're going to Canarsie? There's a lot of fucking bananas out there.

by banana December 01, 2004