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Cock'n'Ballus Rex

The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...
Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"
by gordon shumway May 24, 2005
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ballous

pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.
Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!
by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009
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Ballsass

n. The area between ones (usually male, occasionally transvestite's) testicles and anus (or, of course, balls and ass). The region is often covered with hard to shave hair, and may or may not contain a thin vertical stitching/lining of skin.
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Also may refer to someone who is exceptionally "hokee" (pronounced hoe-key) or blatantly full-of-themself.
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Works as a curse word in cases of realized clumsiness or stupidity.
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-Also the alias of an exceptional Halo 2/Halo 3 player. (The name was eventually rejected from Xbox Live and the user forced to create a new one as part of Xbox Live policy.)
When he sat on a knife, doctors had to give him 8 stitches, right up the ballsass.

"Check out the balls on THAT ballsass!" -(in reference to a hokee individual.... acting hokee)
by V Ma January 6, 2009
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Ballssage

Hey Babe! I got kicked in the nuts can I have a ballssage
by Butterandflies June 16, 2014
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Ballbuster

A nickname movie enthusiasts give to Blockbuster because they tend not to carry as many widescreen versions of movies as fullscreen, don't usually carry unrated movies, and a bunch of other stuff.
Frigging Ballbaster has too many fullscreen versions of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy.
by Steve February 19, 2005
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San Francisco Ballbuster

To anally penetrate a male while reaching around and punching him in the testicles. Usually used as a hypothetical form of punishment
Man, that guy is such a douche I just want to give him the San Francisco Ballbuster.
by bsak August 5, 2008
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BALLSUCKER

Mike: Your such a ballsucker.

Tom: Whats that mean?

Mike: You suck at life and you suck balls repeatedly.
by Mc Jingle Lob October 28, 2010
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