When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 02, 2025
When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.
Eight Ball Syndrome
Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack August 29, 2017
Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎
by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 30, 2022
Sweaty ball syndrome or SBS is what happens when you get done with a workout and your balls are just dripping sweat, it also happens when you play sports or sleep.
Me: Dude! After that workout I have some severe Sweaty ball syndrome!
Friend: You mean SBS?
Hey babe, after sleeping last night I have some major SBS.
Friend: You mean SBS?
Hey babe, after sleeping last night I have some major SBS.
by Pl33o4 April 23, 2021
Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?
by black nigga ball syndrome August 20, 2022
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.
by Island_Girl98 January 30, 2022