ball sack 

A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.

I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.

ball sack by jadio u no August 14, 2003

Suck my ball sack 

1. Meaning to suck or orally have sex with ones' sack that holds the male orgy (testis).

2. Also used to intimidate somebody like in a video game.

1. After Jessica sucked my ball sack, my balls became huge after her warm mouth were on them last night.

2. Suck my ball sack, fagget! You modded your controller!

Suck my ball sack by I AM BLACKY JESUS NIGGA February 8, 2009

Ball Sack Vent 

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.

Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.

Ball Sack Vent by roeaide January 2, 2013

Ball-sack Vinaigrette 

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

Ball-sack Vinaigrette by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010

dunkin the ball sack 

Sexual intercourse

I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.

dunkin the ball sack by Dick Fitzentite July 8, 2009

ball-sack bolognaise 

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

ball-sack bolognaise by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

Ball Sack to the Ear 

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"

"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"

Ball Sack to the Ear by Crack Rock September 9, 2009