When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
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Edison:Why would anyone think of the balkan federation as a good idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
Micheal Jackson:I have no idea
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Get the balkan federation mug.The most extreme type of rage possible. Activating Balkan rage first requires either Being a Person of Balkan origin or having an unfortunate event relating to the Balkans occur to you, You then must channel the Balkan energy flowing through your body into your brain by using frequency bending, where the Balkan energy goes through a process causing it to become highly radioactive, which will then cause a nuclear reaction to occur in your head which you then must force out of you using frequency bending powers. Depending on the amount of Balkan rage one experiences, the devastating blast from it can be large enough to destroy entire universes in a single blow. However if a person experiences enough Balkan rage at once they will instantly die making it an extremely dangerous thing to perform
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by anonymous November 24, 2024
Get the Balkan Frisbee mug.Realizing that your country in the Balkans/Mediterranean Sea is, in some way or another, considered superior to any other country in the world, even though the economy of your nation may be utter shit.
Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.
For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Other countries attempt to compensate by boasting a better economic status, believing it is their sole means of feeling "better" or "superior" to any Balkan/Mediterranean nation. Consequently, they are destined to forever lack the greatness of a truly civilized and great Balkan/Mediterranean nation.
For these foreigners, it seems that their situation is irreversible, with little they can do to improve their nation, as their history and progress are deemed worthless and insignificant.
Westerners need to realize that their country is worthless as it is not balkan/mediterranean pilled.
by DinaricMF December 31, 2023
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