based

the opposite of cringe

the 8 ball jacket slap is still the most based thing on the internet

by ianeaux September 17, 2020

backdoorgasm

When a person laughs so hard their bowels quiver and they shit their pants.

I saw Richard Pryor on tv last night. I laughed so hard I had a backdoorgasm and had to change my underwear!

by afallenmind May 31, 2011

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

Based Stickman

Otherwise known as the "Alt-Knight". He is the protector of all people and things right winged. He came to a pro-Trump rally dressed in a hoodie, knee pads, a fume mask, goggles, and a baseball helmet bearing a big stick and a shield with an American flag. At the Third Battle of Berkeley March 6th, 2017 he broke his stick over the head of an antifa commie. This patriot will go down in history for his battle prowess, and the protector of the peaceful pro-Trump supporters.

"Did you see that guy with a shield over there?" "Yeah, that's Based Stickman, the Alt-Knight."

by Yodaman1219 March 6, 2017

backdoor whartonite

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.

"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."

by Moggraider April 15, 2008

baked bads

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.

by grueislurking May 5, 2011

backdoor

1. To gain entry into a house through the backdoor (or robbing the house)
2. When a store’s employees take/buy items before release

1. me and jay just backdoor his neighbor
2. Guy in line: I cant believe footlocker didnt have anymore breds!

Another guy in line: yea i heard all the employees backdoored them

by brandondior October 3, 2019