baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

kickin baby syndrome

When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.

Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.

by Dr. TNT March 25, 2012

Baby Back Bitch Syndrome

A disorder that causes people to be whiney, inconsiderate, and generally unpleasant to be around.

"Hey, whatever happened to the guys you used to game with?"
"They got Baby Back Bitch Syndrome. Couldn't dish it out and take it."

by bucksavage69 June 3, 2025

Baby Syndrome

When the youngest child acts as if they are enabled to do daily things such as cook, clean, be alone, etc. Hence acting as if they are a baby. They are dependent on others aide and must be constantly nurtured by others.

Sally asked her older sister, Anna, to make her a snack in hopes she could sit back and relax, but Anna refused claiming she was showing signs of the baby syndrome.

by DoctorSuess December 7, 2014

Baby back syndrome

Baby back syndrome is when you are unable or unwilling to get out of bed.

Peter: "Kyle why were you late for class?"
Kyle: "ya know, just had baby back syndrome

by Yeet so hard April 16, 2020

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

sloshen baby syndrome

When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.

You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.

by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009