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internet atheist

Angry atheist who trolls internet sites denouncing God, Christians and religion; Atheist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Atheist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Atheist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Rational people understand that the claim "There are no absolutes" is a self-defeating statement. Internet atheists? Not so much.
by roaddebris August 23, 2012
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atheijew

A person of Jewish descent without the spiritual faith
Dude that jew just chowed down a hotdog two pork chops and some bacon.
Sweet Atheijew's are hella tight.
by Lee-Roy May 18, 2006
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Fundie Atheist

Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.
Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?

Christian: I'm going to church.

Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?

Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.

Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!

Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.

Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!

Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.

Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!

Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.
by Gothicsnake December 22, 2012
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atali

My new name is Atali
by Only holy children here April 10, 2020
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Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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Athalie

She's the funniest person to cheer you up. May be dirty minded and loud and sometimes strange, but she is a loyal kind friend who will be there for you always. She is always happy and smiles. Athalie's are pretty, hard working.
'You just pulled an athalie joke!'
by girlygirl244 December 29, 2016
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Ashlie

An all around AWESOME person... One who is spontaneous, understanding, bold, dedicated, and loving... that is if you are on her good side.. if not.. watch out! She has a temper like fire, and a heart like gold!
I luv Ashlie, My ASHAHOE!!!!
by Tabitha M. April 4, 2008
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