Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.

Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.

by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011

Asstracks

●Unknown answer to where my shit goes after I poop

(ie. How many people are involved in my shit?)

●When you slide butt naked down to the end of the rainbow

●Slumping down further on anything you put your ass on.
(ie. Sofa, Bench, Passenger Seat, Favortite Chair)

●Streaks of Shit

Person A: I wonder how many people were involved in the making of my toilet.

Person B: Damn your high as asstracks!

Person A: I wonder how high asstracks are. like, what even are asstracks? what does that even mean?

Person B: I dont know, but you are definitely higher than them.

by HighwordsUnheard February 18, 2018

asscrack magee

some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you

Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit.
Sean: i was gonna eat dinner u asscrack magee

by Ben Hartling December 23, 2008

asscrack sniffler

Somebody who prefers the smell of asscracks over all other smells.

That guy over there looks like a damn asscrack sniffler.

by Dr.Didget January 3, 2018

Asscrack Anthony

A guy whose buttcrack is always showing. The male version of a 'Buttcrack Betty'.

"Oh look at Asscrack Anthony over there...how does he not feel that!?"

by PlanetPeace June 23, 2022

mushy asscrack

A mushy asscrack is an asscrack thats not been cleaned, hairy, nasty. But delicious. Having a mushy asscrack is a lifegoal everyone should have.

1. DAMN. That nigga got the mushiest asscrack ive ever seen!

2. You right, i would love to get a taste of that mushy asscrack

by mushyasscracker January 3, 2019

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004